Tarkenton bitch slaps Favre

He kind of sums up what a most Bears fans have been saying all along: ungrateful and overrated.

I blame Packers fans.

Geez, Perez Hilton has a good drawing hand; it's hard to draws doodles!

Brett Favre looking to get revenge on Cheesehead nation un-retire? Again.

How low Favre has sunk now. From NFL greatness at Green Bay, to seeming petty and old on the Jets and now? Resentful and bitter. Paging Terrell Owens: need a new best friend?

Cutler continuing Chicago Bears' quarterbacks' tradition

So what's what the heir to Chicago Bears franchise quarterbacks to do during the off-season? Get wasted and chase ass, of course! Jay Cutler hasn't even been a Bear a month and he's yet again showing he can outdo Kyle Orton on the field throwing to mediocre receivers who couldn't catch an STD in a whorehouse and off the field. Orton was a Chicago legend off the field: always getting photographed out at the Chicago bars with "butterface" Lincoln Park trixies and sloppy beer spills on his shirts. Well, Cutler seems ready and actively trying to steal Orton's legendary rep. According to reports, he was partying at Hub51 earlier this month with Da Bears' tight-end Greg Olsen and chasing after some slut who banged some half-black Congressman Tweeted later the next morning that night about meeting him.
Geez, Cutler is going to go hog wild once Chicago is warm enough to actually do some serious partying on the town. Before taking in all of the celebratory activity this town has to offer, shouldn't he be prepping for the Superbowl everyone claims he's bringing the Bears to his first season as a Bear? Don't get me wrong, athletes party and Chi-town can be a huge distraction for them. But when yhe hasn't played in a game yet and he's being partying like the town Golden Boy, shouldn't there be concern? I have to say it's a bad start to things when the guy has diabetes and the Bear GM still can't make him stay home and watch film/train.

Well, let's hope for the best Chicago. Hey, at least he's bonding with his tight-end. Too bad he's all thumbs.

Cutler in Chicago: the beginning is the end is the beginning...

That's kind of my state of mind right now. Basically in a flash, the Bears traded Orton and two consecutive #1 draft picks for Jay Cutler. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Yes, Chicago is way overdue for a dynasty (OK, I'll settle for franchise...) quarterback, but Da Bears have a knack for putting all their eggs footballs in golden-boy, students of the game washed-up in one season QB's. Grossman, Stewart, McNown. Da Bears also have a knack for dealing so-so QB's to teams that later get good results. Hutchinson, Harbaugh. Even if I ignore Cutler's past antics of being a crybaby and saying he's better than Elway, Chicago gave up a lot to get him here. I hope (REALLY HOPE) he's worth the gamble.

This clip sums up my thoughts right now exactly. Let's hope Stan's dad is right (0:45 second mark)!

To watch the Bears play the Lions?

Somebody call Mensa. From the Shutdown Corner: a Bears fan watched a game on a wireless connection (while on a cruise) and didn't expect the huge bill. Ashton, you're not exactly helping your dumbass, pretty boy image.

Who spends time watching tv while on a cruise? And as soon as you board in the port?

2009. Got a nice ring to it.

Bears blew it. So what else is new. I didn't have any posts on the Bears this season because I really didn't believe this was a good team with a chance. Every year, I watch/listen to every game, listen to 670AM every morning on the way to work and frantically lookfor buddies to scrape together tix for at least one game. But this year, Da Bears looked mediocre and heartless from day one. Maybe next year, guys.

Can we please get a decent quarterback, running back, offensive line? Is that too much to ask? (In Chi-town, it is!)

Question for Bears management: Can you tell me how to cheer once I'm in the stands? Oh, and what soda goes best with nachos?

Ticketless tailgaters curbed at Chicago Bears games
Those fans will have to leave parking lots from kickoff to final whistle
By Jason Meisner | Chicago Tribune reporter
10:15 PM CDT, August 6, 2008

Bears fans tailgating outside Soldier Field without a ticket to the game will have to leave the parking lots surrounding the stadium at kickoff as part of a new effort to tackle unruly behavior.

But Soldier Field officials said fans shouldn't be crying in their beers—those without tickets will still be able to party in the parking lots for up to four hours before game time—and return once the final whistle blows.

"Tailgating is not ending," said Luca Serra, a spokesman for Soldier Field. "It's part of the [game] experience for people to come and tailgate. But it's also something that was meant for people who have tickets to the game."

Serra said he expects some fans will be angry but added that the new measure "doesn't affect a huge number of people."

Fans will be able to contact security by calling 312-235-7999 or texting 312-909-HELP (4357) anonymously to report abusive or foul language, overly intoxicated fans, smoking, harassment or other disruptive behavior.

Once the game starts Thursday night, Serra said, security will ask anyone without a ticket to leave the parking lot area. He said the policy could be enforced by arrest if someone refuses to leave or gets belligerent.

The policy affects the north and south lots, the Waldron parking deck, the Adler Planetarium lot and East Museum lot, he said.