Tiger Wood's "indefinitely" leaves golf; fellow golfers ectsatic

Tiger Woods is gone...for now, from the golf pro tour. Tiger's fellow golfers are happy for multiple reasons. Not only did they think he was a major jerk, but now the winnings are actually open to other golfers again. Who knew Tiger competing for the attention of hos would increase competition for the pros!

Tiger Woods Saturday Night Live Skit

In case you missed it...

Hot golfer. Yeah, I said it.

Where did Maria Verchenova come from? Never heard of her before today. I'm fairly sure she's the Danica Patrick or Anna Kournakova of golfing, but that's not entirely a bad thing. Well, it's bad for her if she wants to be taken seriously. Good for horny mofos like me who want to look at her while spanking it watching golf.

"Honey, I'm having a great time golfing this weekend. Thanks for letting me go on this trip."

On a funny note, I had to post this pic I found when searching for an "extreme golf" photo. Extreme, meaning bodacious ta-tas, I guess.

But can you take a Mulligan?

Here's a cool blog post about the most difficult tee-off in golf. But hey, might as well swing to win a $1,000,000!

I thought pennies smelled like the trees they grew on?

Republican porkbarrel spending got me to thinking about how I can get ahead in life too! You too can join the elite. Trust.