Never mind. He has his own website.

I found Joe Sixpack. He's a beer reporter.


He takes beer very seriously. Too seriously. He doesn't seem like the stumbling drunk cousin I was hoping for the White House.

Maybe I'm wrong and this is the real Joe Sixpack website? Joe Sixpack revealed? Let's hope not. Palin said in the debate she's tolerant of homos. We just didn't realize she was talking about Joe again!

Where's Joe?

On the plus side, the next 4 years could be entertainging as all hell. Who cares if we all lose our houses and retirement money? With Sarah and Joe Sixpack running the country, the US will run on laughs, not money.



I know, I know. Joe Sixpack does not make a cameo in the trailer. How come no photos have surfaced of Joe? Is Joe Sixpack her husband? Her son's hockey coach? America needs to know! Finding Joe Sixpack is harder than finding Waldo, no doubt.