Megan Fox looking hotter than ever. And some dude grabbing a piece of her.

I used to oogle Megan Fox when she was on Hope and Faith, even though she was only a teenager. Yeah, I'm either that pervy dude who scopes on-the-border-of-legality chicks or a Hollywood talent scout who missed his calling. Eh, same thing.

Here's a bunch of photos of Megan Fox from a recent magazine. The photo above is of Megan at the VMA awards. It looks like the dude behind her is pinching her azz and it made me chuckle. That's one lucky hand! Although he might be enjoying too much if he's closing his eyes...hope Megan's outfit has stainguard!

Multiple Mes8ings

I've managed to avoid posting about the Gosselins, simply because my wife used to make me watch their show against my will and I've hated them the whole time. Well, I used to think he was a decent guy who married a witch, but he truly is a douchebag at this point. She's been elevated from witch to "See U Next Tuesday" becuase her mothering, cooking and cleaning perfection didn't rely on her own elbow grease: she's had a hired staff all along.

Not that I care to discuss them anymore, but I thought it was ironic they know the best thing for their dogs (if not receiving the attention they need...) should be removed from the situation. Ah, how about doing the same for your own kids?!!!

Are all Palin women tramps?

Probably not. But I think it's funny how many loony people in the world think it's serious business when statements like that are made. Um, it's called First Amendment rights here in the US and it's the same right that allows people con loco to protest in the streets...over nothing. Don't these people have anything better to do in the middle of the day? Nope and I don't care asa long as they keep providing genius video clips like this! I'm hoping to work some of these Letterman topical gems into a family party tonight:

"He made A-Rod a pervert too."

"He's too old to be on that damn show anyway. He's not even funny. He's a jerk." (NOTE: Letterman is only 3 years older than Leno.)

"I don't watch...I only watch Fox News channel." (And doing so will definitely bring the crazies...)

"They're Fascists and Communists."

"His son was born out of wedlock. I believe there's a term for that." (Avoiding alimony?)

"How dare he? When he has a bastard son and a slut for wife!" (So they are married then? I'm so confused...I wish Fox News would explain to me.)

"Socialism is evil." (I knew Medicare was Dave's fault!)

"Clean your house and you'll see how this economy will come back."

"He will rape them with his mouth! He is a verbal pedophile."

Homer Simpson GPS!!

Turn left in 300 meters. I mean right. Doh!

Bruno movie: 7/10/09!!!!

I'm looking forward to the Bruno movie. I'm still one of the few people who finds it funny when people still do Borat impressions. Look for major contraversy when this movie comes out. If Borat was shocking for people, Bruno will kill'em.

Here's a link to an HD Rated R trailer for Bruno. I can't post-it because it does have brief nudity and cursing, so you've been warned. Hilarious though and truly shows how many people are going to be offended by the movie and people are going to be suing mad when they see themselves acting like fools. Why did they sign releases then?!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Jv8Mr0y6Q&feature=related

Bruno teabags Eminem

The video everyone is talking about about the awards show last night. I think it's rigged and staged. Before Bruno hits the obstacle on the ceiling, you see hit left arm tuck and his right arm go straight out, like he wanted to hit it and get stuck. Assuming Sasha Baron Cohen doesn't break chartacter easliy and the cut-out backside landing in his face was a coincidence, why does the music stop as soon as he gets snagged and why would the crane operator keep lowering him into the audience? Still, it's funny and a great ad for the new Bruno movie!

Bruno And Eminem Get Intimate - MTV Movie Awards
by TheDlisted

Kiefer "At least it's not reefer" Sutherland

Kiefer has more than a drinking problem, IMO. That being said, he's probably that dude who's hilarious to party with because when he's sober he's all cranky and normal but then turns into Frank the Tank with some shots.

6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon Skankiness

I thought this was pretty funny. Remember in high school or college when people would flow chart or concept map who's hooked up with who? Probably not the smartest thing because all it does is point out who's a slut (which at the time you think is cool, but years later realize is skanky). Well, that's what the website WHO'S DATED WHO is all about. Only, it's with celebrities, so you get all of the fun without the self-loathing about you and your skank friends having crusty crotches.

Best Olympics Quote

"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold; enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese." - Stephen Colbert

Double the fun with twins.