Magic # 6

Thank God for chicks in Cubs gear. The only positive to my weekend and Monday. Did I mention I'm getting over the stomach flu from this weekend. And now my wife and daughter have it. Good times.

Can you tell I Like these posts and searching for them?

My math not so good.

So $50,000,000,000 doesn't
= $1,000,000,000,000?

Top Economist: Americans Should Worry About Bank Deposits if Congress Doesn't Act

Time to put your money under your mattress.

Or in the coffee can. Or the freezer. Or up your bum. I don't think you have to follow a strict code when squirreling away money. The point being: the fit has hit the shan. Here's some of the wonderful headlines from today.

Stocks tumble amid new Wall Street landscape

Americans can remain confident in the soundness, resilience of financial system

Not to sound the panic alarm, but is the economy finding ways to hit all new lows? Just when you think it can't get worse:
Stocks in the toilet? Well, at least I have my house.
Housing downturn? Geez, thank God I still have my savings.
Banks crumble and FDIC can't cover? I'm f*cked!

And as an added bonus: remember the highest unemployment rate in 5 years from last month? I don't think 26,000 Lehman employees and Washington Mutual's employee base is going to help those numbers.

What am I worried about? I can up my street game and hustle!

Magic number: 8

And Big Z puts up a no hitter. Crazy game to watch (should Lou let Z go for it with 100+ pitches...after 12 days to rest a sore shoulder?!), but definitely worth the payoff. Now that the Cubs have almost wrapped up the division (mathematically possible to lose, but not likely), can't we finally rest some arms for October?

Guess the 2 days rest (and playing at Wrigley North) helped our boys out of their slump! We get 2 Cubs chicks pics: 1 for dropping another number and 1 for the no-hitter (first for a Cub since '72).

Magic number: 9

Single digits, baby!

Smooth moves.

Anyone can be President. How disapppointingly true.

Magic number: 10

God bless the Wrigley bleachers. I miss summer already.

Is it "Bleacher Bums" or "Bleacher Buns?"

Both God and Satan on our currency? A point-counterpoint discussion.

Great Seal secrets revealed!

Among the highlights of this exhibit put on by the government:

_That known Masons like the first U.S. president, George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin had no role in designing the final seal, which uses elements of traditional heraldry, such as the unfinished pyramid to symbolize a work in progress, arrows for war and an olive branch for peace. Masons share some of those symbols, but they have never been exclusively the domain of the order.

_That the phrase "Novus Ordo Seculorum" below the Roman numerals for 1776 at the base of the pyramid translates as "A New Order of the Ages" that began with independence and does not imply the United States will be the lynchpin of a sinister "New World Order."

_That the words "Annuit Coeptis" (" Providence favors") and the eye of providence that hovers over the pyramid refer to unexpected interventions of fate that assisted the colonists in creating a new country.

_That the references to 13 refer to the number of colonies that formed the original United States .

"People are just not aware of the complexity and intent of the symbolism and what our Founding Fathers were trying to do with it," said Priscilla Linn, senior curator at the U.S. Diplomacy Center. "The hidden treasure in the Seal is the courage and presence of mind of the people who created it and created these values for the whole country."

And now for the truth: Lucifer has been running the U.S. Mint's printing presses all of this time!!

Satan is a pimp!

The biggest revelation to me is that U.S. Presidents flash symbools for the devil! And we all know how often Texans give the horned owl symbol. They're "horny" rednecks.


No wonder God sends hurricanes to clean those sinners. Oh wait, I think Texans are just down with the shocker. My bad.
They're still horny rednecks!

PS: We all know God sends hurricanes to raise oil prices. Duh.

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Magic number: 11

We dropped 2 points, so we get 2 pics.

Available for outdoor parties and BBQ's.

Be the envy of all of your neighbors! Everyone will want to cum to your party witha goood time like this.

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Sarah Palin answers her critics.

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Ken Lee

Had to post this. Still one of my favorite videos ever. Classic.

Wife gone? Don't stick the pages toegther.

And I thought a box in the back of the closet was safe?