Sunday, September 14, 2008

Both God and Satan on our currency? A point-counterpoint discussion.

Great Seal secrets revealed!

Among the highlights of this exhibit put on by the government:

_That known Masons like the first U.S. president, George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin had no role in designing the final seal, which uses elements of traditional heraldry, such as the unfinished pyramid to symbolize a work in progress, arrows for war and an olive branch for peace. Masons share some of those symbols, but they have never been exclusively the domain of the order.

_That the phrase "Novus Ordo Seculorum" below the Roman numerals for 1776 at the base of the pyramid translates as "A New Order of the Ages" that began with independence and does not imply the United States will be the lynchpin of a sinister "New World Order."

_That the words "Annuit Coeptis" (" Providence favors") and the eye of providence that hovers over the pyramid refer to unexpected interventions of fate that assisted the colonists in creating a new country.

_That the references to 13 refer to the number of colonies that formed the original United States .

"People are just not aware of the complexity and intent of the symbolism and what our Founding Fathers were trying to do with it," said Priscilla Linn, senior curator at the U.S. Diplomacy Center. "The hidden treasure in the Seal is the courage and presence of mind of the people who created it and created these values for the whole country."

And now for the truth: Lucifer has been running the U.S. Mint's printing presses all of this time!!

Satan is a pimp!

The biggest revelation to me is that U.S. Presidents flash symbools for the devil! And we all know how often Texans give the horned owl symbol. They're "horny" rednecks.

No wonder God sends hurricanes to clean those sinners. Oh wait, I think Texans are just down with the shocker. My bad.
They're still horny rednecks!

PS: We all know God sends hurricanes to raise oil prices. Duh.

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