G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra official trailer!

There's fans and the there's you-have-too-much-time-on-your-hands fans.

While searching for GI Joe pics I came accross THIS blog with lots of fans dressed as the Baroness. Gems like below should not be ignored in cyberspace.
Destro is big guy...no wonder the Baroness was all over his jock. He needs to layoff Cobra burgers.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra tease

As a kid there were really only two toy lines that I had EVERY product made: Star Wars and GI Joe. Don't get me wrong, I had a lot of other toy groups: Transformers, He-Man, Go-Bots (aka Ghetto Transformers), Thundercats. But I had EVERY Star Wars and GI Joe character. So naturally, after George Lucas robbed and raped my childhood memories by creating Star Wars Eps. I, II and III, I was skeptical hearing a live-action version of GI Joe was being made. Early photos like these seemed promising...

...but I wasn't sold. The proof is in the pudding and tomorrow during the Superbowl the proof will be revealed: the trailer for the GI Joe movie will air. Entertainment Tonight (I can't believe this show is still on and Mary Hart is alive.) aired a quick clip from the trailer and it looks real sweet. Check it out below (or for better quality click HERE):


So, now I'm hyped up to see this trailer. With my luck it'll air when I get up to piss. Below is a fan video compiling all of the movie photos released of characters and describing the actors casted in the flick.


I gotta say something: Lady Jaye probably gave me one of my first boners as a kid and her not being in the movie is a crime. Karolina Kourkova is hot, but Cover Girl wasn't a real Joe. Lady Jaye knows how to handle a spear.

I obviously knew this even as a young horndog.