Jersey Shore not convincing that "guido" is term to be proud of

Party poopers. They're all just hating on "The Situation."

And Domino's has some nerve. If Jersey Shore isn't "in keeping with what they're all about," then maybe they should only advertise on Christian tv programs (since they support "Operation Rescue") to promote "what they're about."

If celebrities were from the Midwest...

This is too funny!!

Midwestern Style

Which comes next?

The sex tape or a stint in rehab?

Miley Cyrus is dating a 20 year-old man, who's an underwear model and a reject from Nashville Star. For those of you who don't know, Nashville Star is a country version of American Idol that is hosted by: Billy Ray Cyrus. So, I have a couple of questions, as a father myself:

1. Is it illegal for her to date him? I know she's taking the Britney Spears route and saying she's still a virgin (which is hilarious since now it's been confirmed by Britney's mom's tell-all book it was all a lie after Britney was 14), but should she even be allowed to hang with him? No good can come of it, right?
2. Even in the real world, what 20 year old man is waiting 'til marriage for his 16 year old girlfriend? That said...
3. Why would a 20 year old man be interested in a 16 year old girl? Assuming he's not dating her for fame (yeah, right.) or for her skills in the sheets, what else could he see in her?
4. How quickly is Billy Ray Cyrus sending himself to hell for whoring out his daughter physically and professionally?

It's just sad to watch. She does seem talented, creative and mature for her age. But that's no excuse to allow her (encourage her?) to grow up too fast.

They look like they have a lot in common!

Dang, I have to buy a shotgun one of these days.

Both God and Satan on our currency? A point-counterpoint discussion.

Great Seal secrets revealed!

Among the highlights of this exhibit put on by the government:

_That known Masons like the first U.S. president, George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin had no role in designing the final seal, which uses elements of traditional heraldry, such as the unfinished pyramid to symbolize a work in progress, arrows for war and an olive branch for peace. Masons share some of those symbols, but they have never been exclusively the domain of the order.

_That the phrase "Novus Ordo Seculorum" below the Roman numerals for 1776 at the base of the pyramid translates as "A New Order of the Ages" that began with independence and does not imply the United States will be the lynchpin of a sinister "New World Order."

_That the words "Annuit Coeptis" (" Providence favors") and the eye of providence that hovers over the pyramid refer to unexpected interventions of fate that assisted the colonists in creating a new country.

_That the references to 13 refer to the number of colonies that formed the original United States .

"People are just not aware of the complexity and intent of the symbolism and what our Founding Fathers were trying to do with it," said Priscilla Linn, senior curator at the U.S. Diplomacy Center. "The hidden treasure in the Seal is the courage and presence of mind of the people who created it and created these values for the whole country."

And now for the truth: Lucifer has been running the U.S. Mint's printing presses all of this time!!

Satan is a pimp!

The biggest revelation to me is that U.S. Presidents flash symbools for the devil! And we all know how often Texans give the horned owl symbol. They're "horny" rednecks.


No wonder God sends hurricanes to clean those sinners. Oh wait, I think Texans are just down with the shocker. My bad.
They're still horny rednecks!

PS: We all know God sends hurricanes to raise oil prices. Duh.