Facebook death like Samurai: seppuku Seppukoo

This sounds pretty cool...basically dying honorably in cyberspace. However, knowing me, I'd have to go back on Facebook to reconnect with someone and then I'd have to rebuild my profile all over again.

While I aim to be honorable, I'm much more lazy.

End of a Millenium Decade

I completely didn't think about this being the end of the beginning of the Millenium. Yahoo has an article kind of stating what impressions were overall for the beginning os the 2000's. I'm mainly posting this because I remember Y2K being a freaked out thought and now it seems like ages ago.

Movie urban legends

Can you believe it? None of these urban legends in movies are true, based on this article. The Three Men and a Baby ghost is real. I don't care what anyone says. It looks like a little boy, then the camera cuts and *poof* looks like Ted Danson in a tux. I'm not buying this explanation 100%.

And I thought the Wizard of Oz myth was some dude hanging from a rope in the background of a forest scene? I use3d to think this was true, but I just did a search for the video on youtube and I don't see much, but doesn't mean it didn't happen. Just wasn't caught 100% on film. Ghosts and evil is tricky like that. They don't play.

Is Montauk the gate to Hell or something?

One of my first posts was about the Montauk monster. So, a year after starting this blog I think it's only fitting to revisit this fascinating, and mysterious conspiracy. OK, it's not that fascinating because all of the "monster" photos are of completely different and fake looking carcasses. And it's not that mysterious since almost anything can float ashore on East Coast beaches. (True story, I was at a beach on the East Coast and an announcement came over the PA saying the beach was closing immediately. The next day the newspaper said a severed head in a garbage bag floated on shore. True story!!) Anyway, I digress...

The Montauk moster. You popped my blogging cherry and disappeared. Typical.

Seriously though, why are "monsters" with legs, claws and fangs floating ashore? Wouldn't it make sense for them to be discovered in a forest or something?

unSupreme Court

Welcome the United Puritanical States of America (UPSA)!

The Supreme Court recently voted to uphold the FCC going crazy collecting fines for cursing/swearing on television networks. Do people get out of control with cursing? Yes. But this ruling opens a huge can of worms with censorship in any media form. Is Catch In The Rye indecent? Is a swear word on a blog indecent? Is Fatal Attraction indecent? Is Lady Gaga's Poker Face indecent? If Justic Scalia (and other conservative babies) had their way, probably:

"Even when used as an expletive, the F-word's power to insult and offend derives from its sexual meaning," wrote Scalia.

I really don't think Americans realize what our rights are and how quickly they can erode if we let them. Just Stevens thinks words are just that:

"As any golfer who has watched his partner shank a short approach knows, it would be absurd to accept the suggestion that the resultant four-letter word uttered on the golf course describes sex or excrement and is therefore indecent," he wrote. "But that is the absurdity the FCC has embraced in its new approach to indecency."

Thanks God liberal and "minority" Americans Obama will be able to appoint new Chief Justices in his first term. This country needs some fixin'!

QUESTION TO PONDER: why do Americans with conservative theology ideology scream "Socialism!" when it comes to monetary issues, but scream for oversight and policing when it comes to entertainment?

Both God and Satan on our currency? A point-counterpoint discussion.

Great Seal secrets revealed!

Among the highlights of this exhibit put on by the government:

_That known Masons like the first U.S. president, George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin had no role in designing the final seal, which uses elements of traditional heraldry, such as the unfinished pyramid to symbolize a work in progress, arrows for war and an olive branch for peace. Masons share some of those symbols, but they have never been exclusively the domain of the order.

_That the phrase "Novus Ordo Seculorum" below the Roman numerals for 1776 at the base of the pyramid translates as "A New Order of the Ages" that began with independence and does not imply the United States will be the lynchpin of a sinister "New World Order."

_That the words "Annuit Coeptis" (" Providence favors") and the eye of providence that hovers over the pyramid refer to unexpected interventions of fate that assisted the colonists in creating a new country.

_That the references to 13 refer to the number of colonies that formed the original United States .

"People are just not aware of the complexity and intent of the symbolism and what our Founding Fathers were trying to do with it," said Priscilla Linn, senior curator at the U.S. Diplomacy Center. "The hidden treasure in the Seal is the courage and presence of mind of the people who created it and created these values for the whole country."

And now for the truth: Lucifer has been running the U.S. Mint's printing presses all of this time!!

Satan is a pimp!

The biggest revelation to me is that U.S. Presidents flash symbools for the devil! And we all know how often Texans give the horned owl symbol. They're "horny" rednecks.


No wonder God sends hurricanes to clean those sinners. Oh wait, I think Texans are just down with the shocker. My bad.
They're still horny rednecks!

PS: We all know God sends hurricanes to raise oil prices. Duh.

Bring back Jar-Jar!

There's a cartoon movie coming out in August called "Star Wars: Clone Wars," which introduces a "Clone Wars" tv show on cartoon network, with a possible 100 episodes planned. Basically, the movie has been getting horrible reviews from early screenings, to the point where Lucasfilm lawyers have been putting pressure on magazines and websites to pull reviews until the debut. How bad could it be? The main plot is Anakin Skywalker tracking down Count Dooku because he kidnapped Jabba the Hutt's son, named Rotta the Huttlet. Yep, it's that bad.

Where's Gozer?

I sold my soul to satan (aka Bracken!). I had a request to post about "The Monster of Montauk." Basically, some wierd animal washed up on the New York shore (in Montauk) and everyone says it's a monster or an escaped research experiment or a pitbull discarded after a dogfight. The plot thickens: the monster has been stolen and/or disappeared. Shocker.

It looks like Gozer the Gozerian's gatekeeper. Call the Ghostbusters...Gozer is back!

I can't believe the monster still has a head or doesn't have cement shoes. Someone in NY doesn't know how to get rid of a body!