Monday, March 23, 2009

Er, awkward.


Dear Bethany,

You know why that magazine is in your son's room, don't you? Admit it. It's OK. Your son and his girlfriend are selling naked men magazines to girls at school to get them adickted to sex. The girlfriend probably left a vibrator in his room too, to see if you'd notice? In the closet, right?

The only advice I can give is for you to kill yourself. You clearly aren't smart enough to be a parent and the truth will only warp your feeble, naive brain. Plus, you snoop through your gay son's sh*t!

Sincerely,
Elliot

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