Since 2009 is shapping up to be about the theme of change, I think I need to change my look. Here are some ideas I have to make a splash on the local scene. And by local scene, I mean my local schizophenics anonymous meetings. We meet once week. Or maybe we don't. Why do you want to know when we meet? Do you have any tin foil? I need to cover my windows to keep the GPS signals out of my house.