Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Zac Efron's Pool Party crashed by Uncle Hank

Uncle Hank is the man I probably already am when I'm tanked but can't remember what I say or do aspire to be. He's my new hero.

Some gems for my next party:
1. "Who wants to play burn, rash or birthmark?"
2. "If I had a nickel for every boner you'd given me, I'd have $400 dollars. Whoops. And five cents."
3. "Only if I climb on my roof. And steal it from my cousin."
4. "What's the grossest thing you've ever done for money?"
5. "Oh, sorry about the hottub."

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