Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I unfriended her when I was funemployed because she was always sexting while intexticated and she was a choice mom birther.

The word of the year by the New Oxford American Dictionary is "unfriend." So basically, if you don't have a Facebook account, you don't know what the word of the year means. Brilliant. I gt how these words of the years announcements always seem to hiighlight the buzzworthy words in the lexicon, but are these truly words that anyone will remember in 5 to 10 years? Does anyone actually use these words? Here's a list of other words that seem hip and cool to New Oxford American Dictionary but will probably get you an azz beating a strange look from people when uttered aloud:
tramp stamp: (wasn't this coined years ago?) when a women puts a bullseye on her back...see above photo for example

funemployed: when someone gets fired and can't get hired anywhere else, they watch bad tv and read books

sexting: sluts texting sluts

deleb: a dead celebrity (I think this one was made up...)

hashtag: something to do with twitter

freemium: making getting something for free sound dorky

choice mom: the PC way of saying single mom

intexticated: texting while driving?

birther: someone who thinks Obama was born outside of the U.S.

1 comment:

Andy said...

Example: I was #sexting with a choice mom because her tramp stamp turned me on, but she turned out to be an idiot. What a birther. Oh well.