Sam Adams is gay. And wants to Breedlove.

Never heard of a gay beer before? Yeah, me neither. That's why the gay Sam Adams I'm referring to is the Mayor of Portland, Oregon. In a nutshell, the Mayor did some freaky lovin' with one of his interns. Not that surprising of a scandal for a politician to find himself in. Hell, even the intern being under 18 and a male isn't that shocking for a political scandal. Par for the course, I'd say. The most scandalous part? The interns last name is Breedlove. How fitting! I bet he did breed some love.

Many people get drunk on Sam Adams. Only Sam Adams would get drunk on Breedlove.